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Even more hilarious and disgusting with
peanuts. 4.4 ounces of crappy fun. Poly bag, tied with ribbon (combine this with
the Schnoz if someone is sticking their nose in your business!)
Santa Left You Some Good
Shit - Starting at $5.00
4.4 ounces of delicious red and
green white chocolate that Santa made just for someone's Christmas morning
delight! Stuff in a stocking, leave under the tree, all kinds of fun
things you can do with this unique gift. Available in milk and dark
chocolate too for $5.
Santa's Rude Present with Funny Messages - $5.25
Santas, gotta a special message
along with 4.4 ounces of delicious chocolate that Santa made just for someone's Christmas morning
delight! Stuff in a stocking, leave under the tree, all kinds of fun
things you can do with this unique gift. Choose from several card
messages.
Santa's Cookies 'n Milk - $5.59
4.4 ounces of delicious chocolate
with cream filled cookie sandwich chunks that Santa made just for someone's Christmas morning
delight! Stuff in a stocking, leave under the tree, all kinds of fun
things you can do with this unique gift.
Reindeer Poop and Caribou Poo™
- $2.95
Delicious milk chocolate 'poo.' 2.5 ounce bag
with funny header card.
Packaged in an elegant gold gift
box tied with ribbon labeled, "Chocolate Cock." A great gag gift for the
dirty minded! They'll get a surprise when they see inside that it's a
chocolate rooster! 1 ounce.
Chocolate "Soap"
- $5.49
Rub a dub dub, showering has never been so fun. Or
getting one's mouth washed out with soap never tasted better! 4.7 ounces -
C
ello wrapped, tied with ribbon.
6 Chocolate Covered Crickets -
$6.00
Real & highly nutritious freeze dried crickets enrobed in
our luscious chocolate and disguised in our cute cricket mold.
Crickets are clean, freeze dried and for human consumption. Set of 6, gift boxed, tied with
stretch ribbon. We also make these without the crickets by special
request.
Oysters (Chocolate Aphrodisiacs)
- $6.55
5 ounce
box, tied with ribbon. More styles,
click here.
Three Milk Chocolate Cigars - $7.50
These look
incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 3 ounces K-UD - Gift boxed.
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wholesale
Box of 12 Milk Chocolate Cigars - $25.99
These look
incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 12 ounces K-UD - Boxed as
shown.
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Milk Chocolate Cigars
Solid milk chocolate
molded 3/4 oz. cigars, wrapped in gold foil with the traditional band printed
around the cigar. Full case arrives in 8 wood-like gift boxes containing 2 layers of
12 cigars each. Also available in box of 24. A sweet way to celebrate any occasion without the smoke ---
masculine or feminine, Fathers Day, Anniversary, baby, Boss's Day, everyday,
thank you, wedding desert tables, teacher, graduation, Sweetest Day. No
wholesale
Gold Foil Milk Chocolate Cigars
Solid milk chocolate
molded 3/4 oz. cigars, wrapped in gold foil with the traditional band printed
around the cigar. Full case arrives in 8 wood-like gift boxes containing 2 layers of
12 cigars each. Also available in box of 24. A sweet way to celebrate any occasion without the smoke ---
masculine or feminine, Fathers Day, Anniversary, baby, Boss's Day, everyday,
thank you, wedding desert tables, teacher, graduation, Sweetest Day. No
wholesale
Light
Bulb Lollipop - $3.50 ea.
For
those with bright ideas!
2
ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
Chocoholic Diet Pill - $3.25
.9 ounces -
Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.
Large Chocoholic Diet Pill - $9.50
7.8 ounces
- Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
PMS Pill - $6.00
3.5 ounces
- Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.
Four Chocolate "Deviled" Eggs - $9.00
Believe it or not, they're only chocolate. Great joke
gift for the buffet table!
6 ounces, white chocolate, gift
boxed, tied with ribbon
Chocolate Dentures
2.8 oz
full set gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon or 1.4 oz partial in clear
poly bag tied with ribbon.
Chocolate is wrapped in black foil atop a long stem with silk leaves,
whole flower is wrapped in poly film and tied with ribbon. - .75 ounces.
Order 'Single Wrapped' and they will arrive wrapped individually.
Order 'More Than One' for 2 up to a 11 pcs. and they will be wrapped all
together. Order 'Bulk Singles' for roses without any wrap or
ribbon. Order 'One Dozen' and they will all be wrapped in one
bouquet. Also available in 36 pcs. bulk.
Orzizas
- $4.00
'Someone you know made an ass of themselves?!
3 ounces
- Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
More horses butts.
It's not once in a blue moon that we
make these, but any time you want. White chocolate colored blue. 1.5
oz, poly bagged, tied with ribbon.
Click here for more chocolate butts.
Blue Balls
- $2.95
2 ounce poly bag of blue foil
wrapped milk chocolate with funny header card.
Chocolate V
Pills
Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does
for you is a different story! Gift
boxed, tied with ribbon. 3 ounces. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
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