Adult Valentine Greeting Cards, X rated Valentine cards, Risque Valenines, Naughty Valentines

10 X-rated valentine cards with white envelopes. Leave these little notes all over the house on Valentine's day or any day! Click on picture for card messages. 3.5 x 4.5 tear apart.

Four sheets with 27 hearts with x-rated sayings on each sheet. Fun for any time of the year. Stick them on your body, on greeting cards, your lover's rear-view mirror - Get creative and nasty!

Outside: I Love You

Inside: Now lets screw!

5 x 7"

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Outside: Stop undressing me with your eyes!!!

Inside: Use your hands!!! Happy Valentine's Day.

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: There are so many little things I love about you . . . Your kindness and compassion, Your beautiful eyes and big heart, Your intelligence and determination, Your smile and sense of humor . . .

Inside: But mostly, I love your vagina.

5 x 7" (lots more cards like this that are not Valentine specific, click here)

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Outside: EAT ME

Inside: I'll happily return the favor

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Valentine, you have everything I ever wanted in a man: brains, brawn and a really big . . .

Inside: . . . heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

5 x 7"

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Outside: Valentine, I love every little thing about you . . .

Inside: . . . and your BIG THING too! Happy Valentine's Day!

5 x 7"

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Outside: (as pictured)

Inside: I've got a HEART-ON for you!

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: (gal says) Let's have a candlelight dinner, dance to our song, and cuddle til the sun comes up. (guy says) Or . . .

Inside: . . . tear each other's clothes off, swing naked from the chandelier and have wild monkey sex all night! Happy Valentine's Day

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Valentine I heard you've been naughty . . .

Inside: . . . I like that in a person. Happy Valentine's Day

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: This Valentine's NO GIFTS . . .

Inside: . . . And if you consider yourself Screwed, I'll be happy to oblige.

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Let's exchange sexy gifts on Valentine's Day!

Inside: You give me something LONG and HARD and I'll give you something HOT and WET!

5 x 7"

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Outside: Valentine, What I Love about you is your intelligence, honesty, and terrific sense of humor.

Inside: -being a great Lay hasn't hurt either. Happy Valentines Day!!

5 x 7"

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Outside: Don't think of this as one of those x-rated valentine cards . . .

Inside: Think of it as foreplay.

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Dear Sexy Valentine!

Inside: I Love You! (Note: Look carefully at the L in Love, it's a penis.)

5 x 7

$2.95

Outside: Warning: CHOKING HAZARD Large parts. Not for children under 18 years of age.

Inside: Let's celebrate it "BIG" Valentine!

5 x 7

$2.95

Outside: My Heart Beats Just for You . . .

Inside: The rest of me just wants to fuck!

5 x 7

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Outside: Some Valentine's Day dates really SUCK!

Inside: . . . if you're lucky!

5 x 7

$2.95

Outside: This Valentine's Day, don't let me eat my heart out . . .

Inside: I'm wearing edible panties. You do it for me!

5 x 7

Outside: Let's Celebrate Valentine's Day!

Inside: Your Bed or Mine?

5 x 7

Outside: Roses are red, violets are blue . . .

Inside: Whipped cream is sweet when I lick it from you! Happy Valentine's Day!

5 x 7

Outside: For Valentine's Day I'd like to wear something tasteful . . .

Inside: As shown

5 x 7

Outside: As shown

Inside: Did I ever tell you I have a crush on you?

5 x 7"

Outside: Picture us . . . Celebrating Valentine's Day . . . Romantic, Sexy, Erotic . . .

Inside: Now, Picture REALITY!

5 x 7"

Outside: Valentine

Inside: Tonight let's make believe it's the first time.

5 x 7

Outside: (him) I know how much you like chocolate. (her) I love anything with nuts!

Inside: May you get your fill this Valentine's Day!

5 x 7

Outside: Lyle always gives Elen something chocolate on Valentine's Day!

Inside: He knows she's a sucker for chocolate!

5 x 7

Outside: Cleo loves sex and chocolate, so Ed always gives her the same thing on Valentine's Day

Inside: chocolate covered nuts!

5 x 7

Outside: Dear Valentine,

Inside: I've been thinking about you!

5 x 7

Outside: What will we do on Valentine's Day?

Inside: Let's just see what comes up.

5 x 7

Outside: Sit on my face . . .

Inside: and I'll eat my way to your heart.

5 x 7

Outside: What will we do on Valentine's Day?

Inside: Let's see what comes up.

5 x 7

Outside: It's Valentine's Day and I want to say those three little words to you!

Inside: Do Me First!

5 x 7"

Outside: I knew you were the one for me when you uttered those 3 little words . . .

Inside: "Let's get naked!" Happy Valentine's Day

5 x 7"

Outside: Honey, I think it's about time I said those three little words . . .

Inside: Let's get naked! Happy Valentine's Day

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Let's Celebrate Valentine's Day . . .

Inside: Your Bed Or Mine?

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: I'm Getting Naked . . .

Inside: . . . just so I can give you a BARE hug for Valentine's Day.

5 x 7"

Outside: Valentine, I have three words for you . . .

Inside: BED! NAKED! NOW!

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Valentine, inside this card are three words that best describe how I think of you . . .

Inside: All The Time!

5 x 7"

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Outside: Dominated, Violated and Fondled . . .

Inside: How do you like your Valentine's present so far?

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Outside: It must be Valentine's day because I have a song in my heart, a lump in my throat and . . .

Inside: . . . A bulge in my pants. Happy Valentine's Day!

5 x 7"

Outside: Guy says, 'Cool, Boxers!' Girl says, 'Put 'em on! Put 'em on!!

Inside: Take 'em off! Take 'em off!! Happy Valentine's Day!

5 x 7"

Outside: Sure, it's Valentine's Day, sure I'm gonna eat chocolates, sure I'm gonna have great sex!

Inside: Sure hope you can be there! Happy Valentine's Day!!

5 x 7"

Outside: I hope our Valentine's is filled with love, romance, sincerity, honesty, communication, a moon-lit walk and lots of hugging! . . .

Inside: . . . followed by great, animalistic, unchained, kinky sex! Happy Valentine's Day

5 x 7"

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Outside: What are the 3 little words a woman wants her lover to say to her on valentine's day?

Inside: The answer is not "Suck My Dick!"

5 x 7"

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Outside: Hey! It's Valentine's Day!

Inside: And . . . I Must Have You!

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Outside: Hey! It's Valentine's Day!

Inside: And . . . A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do!

5 x 7"

Outside: Aah, Yes. . . Happy Valentine's Day!

Inset: Old Lady: "Aah Yes! Young Love!" Woman: "Lubed?" Man: "Ribbed?"

Inside: Your condom or mine? 5 x 7" (Includes colorful condom)

$2.95

Outside: I will always want you close to my heart. (red white and black)

Inside: 'As pictured'

5 x 7"

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Outside: Sweetheart, I've been naughty . . .

Inside: . . . I'm ready for my spanking now.

5 x 7"

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Outside: You, Me Whipped Cream Handcuffs . . .

Inside: Need I say more?

5 x 7"

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Outside: Love You

Inside: Lock me up Valentine, I am all yours!

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: Whips & Kisses

Inside: from your loyal Sex Slave!

5 x 7"

$2.95 ea.

Outside: On Valentine's Day LOVE is in the air! Remember . . .

Inside: . . . always play it safe! (Includes a colored condom)

5 x 7"

$3.25

Outside: Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life! For you I would . . . climb the tallest mountain . . . swim the deepest ocean . . . battle a raging inferno!

Inside: . . . and I might even take you out for dinner tonight if it doesn't rain.

5 x 7"

$2.95

Outside: If you're expecting a Valentine's Day card with a lot of cutesy-pie, lovey-dovey, mushy talk, you've got another thing coming . . .

Inside: . . . my little sweet potato, angel cake, kissy lips . . .

5 x 7"

$2.39

Jumbo Dicky Switch Plate Cover/Card - $3.95

5 x 7"

Worlds Greatest Lover Diploma for Her - $4.20

This diploma certifies that ___________ , has successfully completed the necessary relationship requirements in the areas of sexuality, communications, understanding, tolerance, patience and love, and is thus, awarded the diploma of Greatest Lover. In witness whereof, I bestow upon her the honorable title of Ideal Woman/Man, by virtue of which she/he is granted membership in the very select Greatest Lovers Club. ____________ (Satisfied lover) stamped with metallic 'Greatest Lovers Club.' Does not include card.

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