Some women insist on exquisite jewelry or
expensive perfumes for the holidays, but not me . . .
Inside:
I'm more than willing to settle for cash. Season's Greetings
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
It's one of the great mysteries of the holiday season . . .
Inside:
. . . How a chubby guy like Santa can cram himself down a narrow little
chimney, yet I can't squeeze my butt into last year's pants. Happy
Holidays
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
(Fruitcake) I feel like nobody really likes me . . . (psychiatrist
thinking to himself) Fruitcake.
Inside:
Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
You're the DRIVING FORCE behind my joy this Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
(guy)
Where do you want to hang
the mistletoe? (lady) how about around your waist?
Inside:
Hope this Christmas blows all the others away. Merry Christmas!
5 x
7"
$2.95
Outside:
I've got something bulging in my pants pocket that's long and
hard that I know you'd love to lick and suck, but hey . . .
Inside:
. . . who can't resist a Candy Cane at Christmas time? P.S. Of course, if
you were thinking of something else, I have that, too.
5 x 7"
Outside:
If you were expecting something BIG from me for Christmas . . .
Inside:
unbutton my pants.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Dreaming of you . . .
Inside:
At Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Just thought I'd let you know. . .
Inside:
. . . I've been thinking about you this Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Here's A Great Stocking Stuffer
Inside: As shown
5 x 7"
Outside:
As Pictured
Inside: Hey, What's Christmas Without Stocking Stuffers!
Outside:
Half the fun of getting a present . . .
Inside: is unwrapping
it. Merry Christmas!
Outside:
I love holiday traditions. Trimming the tree
roasting chestnuts, singing carols and my favorite . . .
Inside: . . . you kissing me
under the mistletoe.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Of course your Christmas gift from me will be very tasteful .
. .
Inside:
Make that tasty!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Happy Holidays
Inside:
Wishing you the best of the season- no ifs, and, or butts!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
Hope Santa stuffs your stocking with what you
really want!
5 x 7"
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
I'd love to 'Stuff Your Stocking' this Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Happy Holidays to the Great Outdoorsman
Inside: Why not Cum inside?
Tri Fold
Outside:
Can you guess what's in the box for your?
Here's a hint . . .
Inside: It's Pink! Happy Holidays
Tri Fold
Outside:
I know red and green are Christmas colors, but I think you'll like
what I'm giving you better. . .
Inside: It's Pink!
Tri Fold
Outside:
Oh, by gosh, by golly . . .
Inside:
Your gift is behind
the mistletoe and holly. Merry Christmas!
Outside:
. . . and the stockings were hung with care
Inside: Wishing you a 'well-hung' Holiday
Tri Fold
Outside:
If your nights get a little too cold . . .
Inside: Here's a some extra WOOD to light your fire!
Happy Holidays
Tri Fold
Outside:
He's serving up Breakfast in Bed for the Holidays!
Inside:
Don't Sleep Under The Christmas Tree With Anyone Else But Me!
5 x 7"
Outside:
I'll Hope to see You for Chirstmas . . .
Inside:
If You're Not Too TIED UP!
5 x 7"
Outside:
This Christmas you can call me
Ebenezer . . .
Inside:
. . . because I want to SCROOGE you all night long!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Inside:
Merry Christmas from your favorite laptop.
5 x 7"
Outside:
It's Christmas . . .
Inside:
It's okay to bite off more than you can chew.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Sorry I ate your Christmas present. So, to make up for it . . .
Inside:
feel free to eat me! Merry Christmas you cannibal!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Of course your Christmas gift from me will be very tasteful .
. .
Inside:
Make that tasty!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Christmas is my favorite time of the year . . .
trimming the tree . . . wrapping presents . . . singing carols . . . and
Inside:
Being kissed under the mistletoe
5 x 7"
Outside:
Santa won't be bringing you what you asked for
this year!
Inside:
They don't make peckers that big!
5 x 7"
Outside:
About your Christmas Gift . . .
Inside:
. . . it's in the bag. Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
How 'bout some holiday decorating at my house .
. .
Inside:
It'll sure get us into the Christmas spirit!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Kiss me!
Inside:
Under the mistletoe.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Santa makes a list of naughty people . . .
Inside:
Congratulations! You were named #1! Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
Outside:
How 'bout some holiday decorating at my house .
. .
Inside:
It'll sure get us into the Christmas spirit!
5 x 7"
Outside:
This Christmas
Inside:
May visions of sugar canes dance in your bed Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
Outside:
Christmas Fun with Dick and Jane
See Jane. See Jane have a Merry Christmas. See Spot. See
Spot have a Merry Christmas. See Dick. See Dick gripe about
holiday traffic, expenses, and family stress.
Inside:
Don't be a Dick. Enjoy the Holidays.
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
There we go! (Santa is scribbling on his list)
Inside:
You didn't make Santa's naughty or nice list . . . but you're at the top
of his shit list! Merry Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Warmest Wishes
Inside:
are coming your way! Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
Outside:
SCREW THE SNOW!
Inside:
This is the Life! Merry Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
If you were expecting something BIG from me
this Christmas . . .
Inside:
open my bra!
5 x 7"
Outside:
You know what they say . . . Good things come
in small packages.
Inside:
Unless, of course, we're talking about the size of your dick. Merry
Christmas!
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