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Cards are sold all year long!
Holiday Card Shipping
Special: 2-12 cards will ship 6.95 USPS Priority mail, shipping will be changed after you
place your order. Do not order out of stock cards, if
you do, you will get substituted cards of a similar
style/theme. (If you want to save a bit more, ask us
to ship with first class mail in the special instructions
box. We do not guarantee when delivery will be and
there is no insurance.)
Click on pictures
for detail - Available all year!
Thanksgiving
Outside:
I love a man who can cook, so when you're done in the kitchen...
Inside: come into the bedroom
and I'll show you the perfect place to stuff your bird. Happy Thanksgiving!
5 x 7"
New Year
Cards
Outside:
Happy New Year! (same shit another year)
Inside:
Toot!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Covering All Your Holiday Bases
Outside:
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy New Year! Kiss
my Butt!
Inside:
A KISS to you this Holiday season!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Christmas Cards
Outside:
(pictured is Santa sitting on a Chimney with his pants down)
Inside:
Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas
5 x 7"
Outside:
Let's Be Naughty this Christmas . . .
Inside: and save Santa the trip.
Merry Christmas Honey!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Alternatives to a Christmas tree in a down
economy: (see front of card)
Inside: Grandma (picture of a grandma
sitting in a chair wrapped in holidays lights
and a star on her head.)
5 x 7"
Outside:
Down boy!!! Stay!!! Heel!!! Bad Dog!!!
You promised me a BONE Fatboy and what did you get me?! . . .
NEUTERED!!!
Inside: No bones about it, have a
Merry Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Merry Christmas from Santa and his little helper. (real pink
balloon)
Inside:
Make your holiday with and blow!
5 x 7"
$3.95
Outside:
Have you been naughty or nice? Um ... naughty with an
explanation?
Inside:
Better Start Explaining.
Merry Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Dahling! Money's short, times are hard . . .
Inside:
So here's your fucking Holiday card!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
If you managed to be good this holiday season, I want to offer my
congratulations. On the other hand, if you've been bad . . .
Inside:
I want all the details! Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
May the spirit of Christmas decend upon you.
Outside:
Remember, the size of the package isn't important.
Inside:
Okay. Like Hell it's not!
Merry Christmas!!
5 x 7"
Out of Stock
Outside:
For Christmas I wanted to give you something
you've always wanted!
Inside:
Hope you always wanted a card. Merry Christmas!!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Happy Holidays from those of
us that have known you both for a long, long, time.
Inside:
- and like you anyway.
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
First I was going to stop
over for Christmas then I thought of coming over wearing something Tight
and Sexy! Then I thought of coming over wearing nothing but an
Overcoat!
Inside:
Then I thought "Naw, I'll send a card.
Merry Christmas! 5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
It's the perfect gift to keep your north pole . . .
Outside:
(Fruitcake) I feel like nobody really likes me . . . (psychiatrist
thinking to himself) Fruitcake.
Inside:
Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
You're the DRIVING FORCE behind my joy this Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Dreaming of you . . .
Inside:
At Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Just thought I'd let you know. . .
Inside:
. . . I've been thinking about you this Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Here's A Great Stocking Stuffer
Inside: As shown
5 x 7"
Outside:
Half the fun of getting a present . . .
Inside: is unwrapping
it. Merry Christmas!
Outside:
I love holiday traditions. Trimming the tree
roasting chestnuts, singing carols and my favorite . . .
Inside: . . . you kissing me
under the mistletoe.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Of course your Christmas gift from me will be very tasteful .
. .
Inside:
Make that tasty!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Happy Holidays
Inside:
Wishing you the best of the season- no ifs, and, or butts!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
Hope Santa stuffs your stocking with what you
really want!
5 x 7"
Outside:
As shown
Inside:
I'd love to 'Stuff Your Stocking' this Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Oh, by gosh, by golly . . .
Inside:
Your gift is behind
the mistletoe and holly. Merry Christmas!
Outside:
. . . and the stockings were hung with care
Inside: Wishing you a 'well-hung' Holiday
Tri Fold
Outside:
He's serving up Breakfast in Bed for the Holidays!
Inside:
Hot Sausage and Eggs!
Tri Fold
Outside:
as shown
Inside: Dashing through the snow!
5 x 7"
Outside:
as shown
Inside: He's lying on your Christmas present. -
5 x 7"
Outside:
He's keeping your Christmas Present . . .
Inside: under
his hat! Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
Outside:
Santa: What would you
like for Christmas, Momma? Mrs. Santa: I'd like to ride a
horny young stud til his balls turn blue!
Inside:
Hope you get your Xmas wish!
5 x 7"
Outside:
This Christmas you can call me
Ebenezer . . .
Inside:
. . . because I want to SCROOGE you all night long!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Inside:
Merry Christmas from your favorite laptop.
5 x 7"
Outside:
It's Christmas . . .
Inside:
It's okay to bite off more than you can chew.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Of course your Christmas gift from me will be very tasteful .
. .
Inside:
Make that tasty!
5 x 7"
Outside:
About your Christmas Gift . . .
Inside:
. . . it's in the bag. Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
How 'bout some holiday decorating at my house .
. .
Inside:
It'll sure get us into the Christmas spirit!
5 x 7"
Outside:
How 'bout some holiday decorating at my house .
. .
Inside:
It'll sure get us into the Christmas spirit!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Christmas Fun with Dick and Jane
See Jane. See Jane have a Merry Christmas. See Spot. See
Spot have a Merry Christmas. See Dick. See Dick gripe about
holiday traffic, expenses, and family stress.
Inside:
Don't be a Dick. Enjoy the Holidays.
5 x 7"
Outside:
There we go! (Santa is scribbling on his list)
Inside:
You didn't make Santa's naughty or nice list . . . but you're at the top
of his shit list! Merry Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Warmest Wishes
Inside:
are coming your way! Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
Outside:
If you were expecting something BIG from me
this Christmas . . .
Inside:
open my bra!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Half the fun of getting a present . . .
Inside:
is unwrapping it. Merry
Christmas!
5 x 7"
A Gay Holiday
Outside:
Hey! Let's Hit the Slopes Together . . .
Inside: .
. . and Hope We Hump Into Each Other! 5 x 7"
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