These Items Are For Sale All Year!

  Happy Fucking New Year Party Pack - $14.50 Sale! $13.50

   This is new for the season and we love it!  This super fun colorful party pack for eight will make any bah-humbugger get into the party spirit!  Contains eight of each:  Cocktail plates, napkins, party horns, tiaras and balloons.  Merry Christmas and happy fucking new year to you!  Please order early as these sell out fast before the new year.  More New Year Gifts.

  365 Reasons to Have Sex Daily Calendar - $11.95 Sale! $3.95

   Heat things up any day of the year with surefire lines for charming sweethearts, lovers or good looking strangers into bed. Filled with red hot perforated notes for communication with the object of your lust, this tear-off calendar guarantees that your persuasive powers will pack a powerful new punch. 365 page a day calendar is 6" x 5" x 1.75".

  Sex Every Day in Every Way Daily Calendar - $11.95 Sale! $3.95

   2010 now available!  The editors of Nerve.com are back with 365 days of inventive, expressive, and hilarious sexual positions sure to inspire you to great heights and depths in the bedroom and beyond. Whether for amusement or inspiration, each day offers a new sexual position with a thought provoking caption, cheeky sex tips, level of difficulty ratings and calorie-burning information. Guaranteed to make your days and nights more interesting  365 page a day calendar is 6" x 5" x 1.75".

  Naughty Naughty Christmas Kit - $17.00 Sale! $15.99

  The holidays season can be hectic, so what better way to unwind and indulge than with an adult-only, romantic holiday kit?  Includes peppermint-scented massage oil, sexy Santa hat, fuzzy handcuffs, two 'Santa stops here' removable tattoos and a 32 page book full of creative and festive ways to heat things up around the holidays.

  Kinky Christmas Kit - $23.00 Sale! $19.90

  Add a touch of kink to your Kirstmas this year.  The one size fits most red leatherette cuffs and red blindfold will restrain even your naughtiest of recipients.  Let the sexy spanking begin with the mini rubber flogger.  Spice it up even more with the 7" multi-speed ruby jewel-toned vibrator and 1 oz peppermint pleasures lubricant.

  X-Rated Christmas AmuseMints

   X rated holiday greeting mints with a jumbo peppermint inside.  Each packet has an obscene or rude message:  Merry Fucking Christmas, Merry SEXmas, Horny Holidays, Jingle Balls, Oh Horny Night, Naughty Noel and Santa's Cumming.  Fun to include with Christmas cards or leave on someone's desk at work.

  Sexy Mrs. Clause apron is our of stock, not getting more, sorry.  Santa Clause is happy to see you with his bulging package!  Made of cloth.

  Clever and very cute take on the Kama Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and very happy, gingerbread cookies!  Even has a recipe to make your own cookies.  Spice up your holidays with this little book.

Soft cover - 60 pages, adorable color photos

  Santa's Coming...and he knows who's been naughty or nice!  Journey to a winter wonderland with this Christmas-inspired collection of sexy holiday treats.  Kit includes:  Finger Fun Massager, Silicone Love Ring, Love Plug, Edible Body Paint, Warming Massage Lotion, Love Beads, Vibrating Bullet, Santa Pen, Condom Lollipop, Toy Cleaner, Keychain Lube, Lock & Key and Satin Love Mask.  You'll have a very Merry XXXXmas and a jolly good time!  Assortment and colors may vary.  More Stockings & Stuffers

  Have you been naughty or nice?  Either way, you get something nice and naughty in your stocking this year!  For her is filled with a penis lollipop, a feather tickler, sexy favor coupon book, naughty scratch & win ticket, bedroom dice game and nipple gloss.  For him is filled with favor coupon book, scratch & win ticket, bedroom dice game, feather tickler, candy cock ring and a booby lollipop.  More Stockings & Stuffers

  What a nice surprise for your Christmas tree, table decoration or fireplace mantle.  Fun to tie onto a gift package  Made of hand painted poly-resin.  Breast ball looks like a glass ball ornament.  All about 4 - 5.5 inches tall.  Please try our XRated Ornaments with Chocolate.   Some of our ornaments are offered as slightly damaged and are about 1/2 off.  The ribbon lady in the box has a piece of ribbon missing, it's not really noticeable.  The Christmas Cookie ornament (second to last) has tiny bits of discoloration/paint chips on face.  Please do not put Out of Stock ornaments in your basket, they are not available.  If you order an out of stock ornament we will give you a substitute of something similar.

  Penis or Boobie X-Mas Ornaments - $2.89 ea.

  Sparkling pecker or boob ornaments for your tree or for fun to tie on a package.  Available in red and green, let us choose for you.

Don Wand Glass Candy Cane Dildo with Bonus! - $41.25 Sale! $35.99

 This beautiful glass dildo is shaped like a candy cane and will make your spirit bright!  Glass feels great and smooth, is so easy to clean and is compatible with any kind of lube, no allergic reaction to glass.  Includes a really cool padded pink drawstring storage bag and lube sample pack.

Season's Greetings Vibe - $15.00 Sale! $12.25

 Santa isn't the only one who's cuming!  10 inches long, takes two AA batteries not included.  Novelty vibe.

Candy Cane Vibe - $15.00 Sale! $13.99

 Waterproof, multi-speed, 6 inch vibe.  Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.

Santa's Lil' Helper Vibe - $15.00 Sale! $13.95

 Santa ain't the only one coming this holiday!  7.5 inch personal massager.  Takes 2 AA batteries, not included. 

Lil' Santa Vibe - $16.50 Sale! $14.99

 Powerful little 5 inch personal massager.  Remove Santa's little hat and cloak and he'll give naughty girls and boys a special dancing treat!  Takes an AA battery. 

Old St. Prick Vibe - $6.90 Sale! $5.99

 'Tis the season to be jolly.  Let old St. Prick find your g-spot for holiday joy!  5 inch personal massager.  Takes an AA battery, not included. 

 You click, she strips.  6.75 inches.

Sexy Santa Mug - $6.30 Sale! $5.99

 This detailed plastic mug has a three dimensional Santa who has lost his drawers and has a surprise for you!  Fun to fill with chocolates for a gift or pens on your desk.

Jolly Jumping St. Prick - $3.45 Sale! $2.99

 Wind him up and he jumps all around.

X-Rated Candy Cane Pen - $4.60 Sale! $3.99

 Have you been naughty or nice?  Cute ball point pen with palls at one end and a penis head at the other.

High Heel Christmas Stocking - $6.20 - $8.30

 Who's been naughty and is still going to get all the presents?  Very sexy vinyl with furry trim stocking to hang by the chimney with care.  11 inches tall.  Available in Red or Black.

There are only 3 small black, 1 large black and 1 large red left in stock.

Stocking Stuffers

Penis and Booby Stockings - $12.00 Sale! $9.99 ea.

 Full sized stockings ready to fill up with naughty things for your lover!

  Stocking Stuffers

  Fun Filled 14" Fuzzy Holiday Stocking

   Filled to the brim with lots of fun toys, candy and treats with risqué and x-rated themes!  Hang this stocking by the chimney with care and you know you'll get a big smile from the recipient knowing that Santa really does exist for bad girls and boys!  Picture is a representation of what you might get.

  Red and Green Dual Color Condom Pops - $.99 ea.

  Two toned latex condom for holiday cheer!  Lubricated.  Made by Trustex.

  Red and Green Dual Color Condoms - $1.50 3 pack

  Two toned latex condoms for holiday cheer!  Lubricated.  Made by Trustex.

  Holiday Condom Boxers - $15.00 Sale! $8.99

  Fun red and green condoms fill convenient little pockets (one for each day of the week) for these novelty boxers.  One size fits most.  More Christmas Undies & Lingerie for Guys

  Holiday Set for Him and Her - $24.50 Set

  Holiday fun for him and for her are packed into this sequined candy cane box Christmas gift set.  Gift box contains a satin and lace open front bikini for her with sheer back and ribbon tie sides.  For him, a spandex pouch with top flap that opens at the gift ribbon to reveal all.  The perfect gift to have some holiday fun.  Gloves not included.  One size fits most.

  Sexy Miss Santa Undies - $10.00

  It doesn't take much to get on Santa's 'good' list when one is so 'bad!'  One size fits most. More Lingerie

  Light Up Pecker Santa Hat - $9.99

  Wear to your next party and see who's finding out who's naughty or nice!  Requires a 9v battery to put in hatband.  More Holiday Hats & Lingerie

   Pecker Party Lights - $12.00 Sale! $10.75

   Light up the party with these fun Party Pecker Lights.  Wrap them around the patio or inside the designated party palace.  These light up, pecker vines have 8 different settings to change up the flashing patterns to suit the mood of your party.  The next bachelorette party will be a blast with these light up peckers!  Cute multicolored peckers have little leaves behind them, so they look kind of look like a flower.  Plugs into outlet.

   Pecker Holiday Lights - $18.00 Sale! $15.99

   Deck the halls or your tree for some naughty fun.  10 lights total.  Plugs into outlet.

  Adult Mad Libs - Santa Baby - $3.99

  An adorably sexy edition of our wildly succesful series of Adult Mad Libs.  If you just heard someone say...

"No matter what Santa says, sometimes it's more fun to be naughty than (ADJECTIVE)!  So this holiday season, put on your best (ARTICLE OF CLOTHING), grab a glass of sparkling (TYPE OF LIQUID), and let loose.  After all, it is the most (ADJECTIVE) time of the year. ...you've obviously been playing Adult Mad Libs.

   Make every night of your holiday a naughty one with these 25 gifts. Make the mistletoe much more fun with this ultimate stocking stuffer!  6 x 3"

   12 Days of Christmas Coupon Book - $2.50

   Something for the naughty stocking!  Who cares what is under the trees, what's is between the sheets is all that matters!  Each coupon offers a sexy surprise for you and your partner for the 12 days before Christmas.

   Holiday 'Treats' Coupon Book - $4.50

   12 coupons for adventurous lovers.

   Barely Legal Christmas DVD - $23.99

   Hustler presents this DVD with 7 female actresses and five male actors in 6 scenes featuring anal, girl on girl and a very jolly 3-way!  123 minutes digitally masterd, plays worldwide, has behind the scenes, trailers for other Hustler movies, hot sex talk and a photo slide show.

 Erotic Couples in Winter Holiday Tin - $8.50