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These Items Are For Sale All Year!
Happy Fucking New Year Party Pack -
$14.50 Sale! $13.50
This is new for the season and we love it!
This super fun colorful party pack for eight will make any bah-humbugger get
into the party spirit! Contains eight of each: Cocktail plates,
napkins, party horns, tiaras and balloons. Merry Christmas and happy
fucking new year to you! Please order early as these sell out fast before
the new year. More New Year
Gifts.
Hide A Gift Pillow
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$17.00 Sale! $16.15
Keep your secret pleasures private in the hidden
pocket inside this Tease the Season Hide A Gift Pillow. Soft and luxurious
valboa fabric. Use it to hide jewelry, condoms, gift cards, toys and
naughty secrets. About the size of a small toss pillow.
Naughty or Nice Sleeping Mask -
$13.00 Sale! $12.35
Flip the mask to match your mood. Are you feeling naughty or
nice? Tease the Season! O/S
Holiday Plush Cuffs Kit -
$33.00 Sale! $28.60
This kit has a
plush Santa Hat, Love Mask, Hand Cuffs and Leg Cuffs - all in red plush with
white fur trim. Both naughty men and women will look their holiday best
bound to please his or her lover! Lingerie not included.
Merry Kissmas Kit - $19.99 Sale!
$13.50
Packaged in a holiday bag, this fun
holiday kit is sure to be a hit for newlyweds on their first Christmas or
something to spice up your own Christmas tree. Contains Loving touch
Pheromone Massage Oil - 1oz., Embrace Intimate Lubricant - 1oz., Happy Penis
Massage Cream - 1oz., Cleopatra's Secret Response Cream - 1oz., Pleasure Feather
Tickler, Crazy Girl Femme Fresh Wipe and Dirty Dice Game .
Naughty Naughty Christmas Kit -
$17.00 Sale! $15.99
The holidays season can be hectic,
so what better way to unwind and indulge than with an adult-only, romantic
holiday kit? Includes peppermint-scented massage oil, sexy Santa hat,
fuzzy handcuffs, two 'Santa stops here' removable tattoos and a 32 page book
full of creative and festive ways to heat things up around the holidays.
Merry Fucking Christmas Candy Box - $7.25
These candies are sure to get you onto Santa's
NAUGHTY List! Each 3.6 oz box that measures 5.75" x 4.25" x 3/4" has a bag
of tutti frutti flavored candies inside that are printed with assorted
naughty holiday phrases such as: Horny Holidays!, Naughty Noel!, Merry
Fucking Christmas!, Jingle Balls!, Merry Sexmas!, Santa's Cumming, etc.
X-Rated Christmas AmuseMints
X rated holiday greeting mints with a
jumbo peppermint inside. Each packet has a naughty or rude message as
shown including:
Merry SEXmas, Jingle Balls, Naughty But Nice, A Lay In the Manger, Oh Horny Night, Naughty
Noel and Santa's Cumming. Fun to include with Christmas cards, stocking
stuffers or leave on
someone's desk at work.
Sexy Santa Clause Apron
- $15.99
Santa Clause is
happy to see you with his bulging package! Made of cloth. Sexy Mrs.
Clause apron is our of stock, not getting more, sorry.
The Cookie Sutra - $9.20 Sale! $7.95
Clever and very cute take on the Kama
Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and
very happy, gingerbread cookies! Even has a recipe to make your own
cookies. Spice up your holidays with this little book.
Soft cover - 60 pages, adorable color photos
Santa & Mrs. Clause Naughty Placemats - $2.00
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Tube with Holiday Topper Filled with Treats
Filled
with fun treats like chocolate body sauce, tasty lubes and oral sex treats,
massage oil, naughty holiday amusemints and candy.
Picture is representational of tube and tops, not contents.
Blue star is out of stock, but we have a cute Christmas tree topper that is not
pictured.
Adult Mistletoe & Condom - $2.50
Because
you never know what a kiss will lead to! Red condom with plastic
mistletoe. Novelty.
 
X-Rated Christmas Ornaments - $8.50 to $15.00 ea.
What a nice
surprise for your Christmas tree, table decoration or fireplace mantle.
Fun to tie onto a gift package Made of hand painted poly-resin. All about 4 -
5.5 inches tall.
Please try our
XRated Ornaments with Chocolate.
Ornaments are hand-painted and may vary slightly from one to another.
If you order an out of stock ornament we will give you a substitute of something
similar. Out of stock ornaments might come into stock next year, but you
can check back periodically.
 
Penis or Boobie X-Mas Ornaments - $2.89 ea.
Sparkling pecker or boob
ornaments for your tree or for fun to tie on a package. Available in red
and green, let us choose for you.
Cockattoo Temporary Penis Tattoo/Sleeve
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$7.50 Sale! $6.55 ea.
The Original Cockattoo the world's first and only
temporary shaft sleeves. Goes on hard stays on soft. Wear it till you share it!
All Cockattoos are performance tested hypo-allergenic non-toxic water-based lube
safe. Shaft sleeves measure 5" and can be trimmed to fit as needed. Get some
cock-a-tude!
Candy Cane Glass Vibrator -
$36.60
Sale! $29.28
Reflections is the glass sensation. The art of
glass meets the science of pleasure. Water-proof, completely hygienic and
easy to clean. And because it's glass it transfers an incredible amount of
vibration at any of the three varying speeds. Requires 1 AA battery not
included. 6 inches.
Don Wand Glass Candy Cane Dildo with Bonus! - $41.25
Sale! $35.99
This beautiful glass dildo is shaped like a
candy cane and will make your spirit bright! Glass feels great and smooth,
is so easy to clean and is compatible with any kind of lube, no allergic
reaction to glass. Includes a really cool padded pink drawstring storage
bag and lube sample pack.
Candy Cane Vibe -
$15.00 Sale! $13.99
Waterproof,
multi-speed, 6 inch vibe. Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.
Christmas Tuggie
- $11.00 Sale! $8.99
The fuzzy sock that warms your cock!
Deck the Halls with Alcohol 3 Shot Glass Set - $11.00 Sale! $9.99
Three plastic shots set include a black boot, a
stocking and a Santa hat.
Sexy Santa Mug - $6.30
Sale! $5.99
This detailed plastic mug has a three
dimensional Santa who has lost his drawers and has a surprise for you! Fun
to fill with chocolates for a gift or pens on your desk.
Jolly Jumping St. Prick -
$3.45 Sale! $2.99
Wind him up and he jumps all around.
Santa's Coming Stocking - $45.00
- SUPER
Sale! $29.99
Santa's Coming...and he knows who's been naughty or nice!
Journey to a winter wonderland with this Christmas-inspired collection of sexy
holiday treats. Kit includes: Finger Fun Massager, Silicone Love
Ring, Love Plug, Edible Body Paint, Warming Massage Lotion, Love Beads,
Vibrating Bullet, Santa Pen, Condom Lollipop, Toy Cleaner, Keychain Lube, Lock &
Key and Satin Love Mask. You'll have a very Merry XXXXmas and a jolly good
time! Assortment and colors may vary.
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Naughty Stockings - $15.00
Sale!
$13.49 ea.
Have you been naughty or nice? Either way, you get
something nice and naughty in your stocking this year! For her is filled
with a penis lollipop, a feather tickler, sexy favor coupon book, naughty scratch & win ticket,
bedroom dice game and nipple gloss. For him is filled with favor coupon
book, scratch & win ticket, bedroom dice game, feather tickler, candy cock ring
and a booby lollipop.
More Stockings & Stuffers
These are out of stock, but if you order it we can make you
one fairly close to what is shown from our own stock.
High
Heel Christmas Stockings - $5.99 ea.
Beautiful fuzzy Christmas stockings
ready to hang on the mantle and fill with special gifts. Available in black
or red.
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Stocking Stuffers
Sequined Stocking - $14.50 Sale! $12.99
20 inch red vinyl boot shaped stocking with
silver sequined cuff.
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High Heel Christmas Stocking - $6.20
Who's been naughty and is still going to get all the
presents? Very sexy vinyl with furry trim stocking to hang by the chimney
with care. 11 inches tall. Available in black.
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Stocking Stuffers and Male Fetish Boot Stocking
Penis and Booby Stockings - $12.00 Sale! $9.99 ea.
Full sized stockings ready to fill up
with naughty things for your lover!
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Stocking Stuffers
Holiday Stocking Filled with Naughty Fun
Filled to the
brim with lots of fun toys, candy and treats with risqué and x-rated themes!
Hang this stocking by the chimney with care and you know you'll get a big smile
from the recipient knowing that Santa really does exist for bad girls and boys!
Picture is a representation of what you might get.
Red and Green Dual Color Condom Pops - $1.25 ea.
Two toned latex
condom for holiday cheer! Lubricated. Made by Trustex.
Red and Green Dual Color Condoms - $1.50 3 pack
Two toned latex
condoms for holiday cheer! Lubricated. Made by Trustex.
Holiday Condom Boxers - $15.00
Clearance
Sale! $7.99
Fun red and green condoms fill
convenient little pockets (one for each day of the week) for these novelty
boxers. One size fits most.
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Christmas Undies & Lingerie for Guys
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Blinking Pecker Santa Hat - $8.75
This plush Santa hat has five little
pink peckers that brightly when turned on. Includes battery with
on/off button. One size fits most.
Adult Mad Libs - Santa Baby - $3.99
An adorably sexy edition of our wildly succesful series of
Adult Mad Libs. If you just heard someone say...
"No matter what Santa says, sometimes it's more fun to be naughty than
(ADJECTIVE)! So this holiday season, put on your best (ARTICLE OF CLOTHING),
grab a glass of sparkling (TYPE OF LIQUID), and let loose. After all, it is the
most (ADJECTIVE) time of the year. ...you've obviously been playing Adult Mad
Libs.
I.O.U. A Merry Sex-Mas Coupon Book - $4.80
Make every night of your holiday a naughty one with
these 25 gifts. Make the mistletoe much more fun with this ultimate stocking
stuffer! 6 x 3"
12 Days of Christmas Coupon Book - $2.50
Something for the naughty stocking!
Who cares what is under the trees, what's is between the sheets is all that
matters! Each coupon offers a sexy surprise for you and your partner for
the 12 days before Christmas.
Holiday 'Treats' Coupon Book - $4.50
12 coupons for adventurous
lovers.
Peppermint Tingle Gele with
Free Vibrating Surprise -
$11.70 Sale! $9.49
Spice up your Secret Santa gift
exchange this year with a naughty little surprise or stuff into a stocking.
2 oz jar with free vibrating surprise inside that we're not supposed to tell you
what it is (Uses 1 cell battery that's included).
Emotion Lotion Candy Cane Flavor - $7.49
The original flavored warming
lotion in candy cane flavor. Gets warm when you rub it, hot when you blow
on it. Water based, condom compatible, may be used on any part of the body
for sensual play. 4 oz flip cap bottle.
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Couples in Winter Holiday Tin - $8.50
4 ounces, individually wrapped, nestled in excelsior.
Tins vary in color and design,
let us choose for you. Email us if you need a certain style.
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Yellow Snow - $2.95
They always say "Don't eat yellow
snow." Now you can. Our crunchy lemon rock candy is fun to eat
or you can add to your tea.
Great for stuffing stockings, a gag gift for dog lovers or winter sport
enthusiasts. 2.5 ounce bag.
 
Naughty
& Nice Shots & Napkins
Festive merry message napkins
in several styles to choose from, 16 3 ply
9 7/8 x 8 7/8".
Plain red matching plates, 20 7" plastic. Pictures left are matching
acid free stickers, 4 sheets per pack.
 
Merry
Messages Holiday Tableware - $3.25 ea.
Festive merry message napkins
in several styles to choose from, 16 3 ply
9 7/8 x 8 7/8".
Plain red matching plates, 20 7" plastic. Pictures left are matching
acid free stickers, 4 sheets per pack.
The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas - $9.99
... Because there's no better way to survive the
holiday. 12 ames include such titles as Jigger Bells, Drink All Ye
Thankful, Frosty the Alcoholic, Do You Drink What I Drink?, Silent Night, Holy
Crap! and more. 3 - 10 players
Merry Fucking Christmas Holiday Shooter - $6.99
4 shots to make your holidays happier!
Whenever you feel down about the holidays, do a shot such as the Ginger Snap,
Candy Cane, Mistletoe Kiss and X-mas Cookie. 3 oz glass.
Drinking Dreidels
- $8.00 Sale! $3.99
Three plastic shots set include a black boot, a
stocking and a Santa hat.
Adult Christmas Crackers - $26.99 pack of 6
Not for kids! These specially made crackers have
the usual paper crown and snap when you pull the ends, but they also have an
adult treat such as tasty lube or a flavored condom, a Christmas AmuseMint
peppermint candy with fun holiday message and a little chocolate. If
you've purchased regular crackers, you know that this is a great price!
Wrapped in pretty tissue and tied with beautiful ribbon. Tissue color may
vary, but will be elegant. 11 inches long.
Peppermint Edible Candy
Undies are great for Christmas!
Adult Christmas
Gift Wrap & Bags
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X-Rated
Christmas & Hanukkah Cards
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