Divorce Party Gifts and Cards for Her & Happy Divorce Chocolate

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Happy Divorce Chocolate Bar - $8.50

A huge piece of chocolate to make anyone smile during the worst of times. Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon, 6 ounces. Requires cooler pack during warm months.

Divorced Diva Cake Topper - $5.25

Celebrate your freedom with a little comic relief. Approx. 5" tall, made of resin.

Divorced Diva Dart Board - $4.25

Place the ex-husband's photo on the bullseye and give everyone a shot at him! 2 magnetic darts included.

Divorced Diva Ex Husband Pinata - $5.25

Fun game to put lots of fun treats in. Pull tabs after shouting out insults about the ex and maybe some surprises will come out of the box! Put ex's picture of his face and beat the crap out of it! Click here for piñata candy and fillings.

Divorced Diva Un-Welcome Doormat - $9.25

Walk all over your ex! The hysterically fun Divorced Diva Door Mat allows you to slip a photo of her ex-husband into place and then all your friends can wipe their feet all over him. Hilarious as a gag gift!

Divorced Diva Cap - $5.25

Black adjustable cap.

Blinking LED Just Divorced Sash - $8.99

Black satin, one size with 5 LED lights.

Divorced Diva Party Necklace - $1.99

Place the ex-husband's photo on the bullseye and give everyone a shot at him! 2 magnetic darts included.

Inflatable Husband - ~~$15.00~~ Sale! $13.00

Cute redhead with black trunks and hairy bare-chested. Your friends will love him, your parents will approve, never argues, never touches a TV remote, doesn't like football, never breaks wind and won't run off with your best friend or neighbor's wife. About 3 feet tall. Click here for more inflatable husbands and male blow up dolls.

Ex Husband Voodoo Doll - ~~$13.00~~ - Sale! $7.99

Front of the doll: Screw your prenup!, Send my alimony, You take the kids, Give me more money, I want ALL!...not half, You pay the mortgage, Quit showing up to PTA meetings drunk!, Get your clothes off the lawn!, Admit you're wrong, stop lying about your affairs!, You pay all the legal fees, Get out of the house!, I get the car. Back of the doll: I want the child support, Quit hiding assets, Leave me alone, Stop yelling at me, No visitation rights, You're paying the medical bills, You will be alone and never love again, You pay off the credit cards, Stop your lawyer from calling me, Give me back your ring, Pay off those back taxes, I get the house. Includes: one voodoo doll with 25 and 10 pins

New Husband Voodoo Doll - ~~$13.00~~ - Sale! $7.99

Whenever you feel your new husband is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your husband to do and instantly he will return back into the same caring man who convinced you to marry him in the first place. Has funny saying like, "Make Dinner for Us," "Listen to Me," "Sex is over when I say it's over" and "Buy Me Flowers." About 10" tall.

Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll - ~~$13.00~~ - Sale! $10.00

Whenever you feel that your boyfriend is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your boyfriend to do, and instantly he will turn back into the same caring man who convinced you to go out with him in the first place. Has funny saying like, "Tell Me You Love Me," "Buy Me Jewelry," "Take me Shopping" and "Remember My Birthday." About 10" tall.

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Boyfriend Training Flash Cards - $14.95

Starting all over? Do it right this time! Not all boyfriends come dating-ready--so give your guy a little basic training with these humorous flash cards! They make it so easy to teach him those all-important relationship dos-and-don'ts: on one side's an icon that captures the card's subject, and on the other is advice on how to handle the problem. And they cover the essentials in a way he'll instantly grasp, from putting the toilet seat down to opening doors to (gasp!) handing over the remote control. Give him guidance on what's appropriate conversation (telling you how great you look, for example), acceptable mannerisms, and proper dress. In no time at all, he'll wow your family, friends, co-workers...and YOU. 32 page booklet and 50 training cards in a great retro designed flip top gift box.