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Bachelorette Prizes, Penis Novelties & Pecker Gifts

Penis & Strip Pens, Notepads and Tape     Whistles & Noise Makers

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  Pecker Roses - $1.75 ea.

  Cute pecker inside of each rose.  Roses have silk-like leaves and petals.  Order a dozen and we'll tie them in a bunch.  We only have 1 red rose in stock and the rest are white roses in stock right now.

 

    


   Naughty Contest Ribbons - $8.70

   Add a little fun to any bachelorette party that is rewarding as well. The bachelorette judges five contests where the participants are men whom her friends round up.  Awards include Hottest Lap Dance, Craziest Trick, Sexiest Pose, Best Chest and Best Butt.  Made of real satin ribbon, really nice quality.  Each ribbon is about 3 x 1.5".

     


   Award Ribbons - $2.25

   Three award ribbons for the best party girl, flirt and drinker.  Cute and colorful graphics.

 

     


   Grow A Lover - $2.00 ea.

  Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up to 600% it's diminutive start up size. 

 

 

                                


   Grow Your Own Willie - $3.00 ea.

  Stand back!  You never know how big he'll get!  Grows 600% his mini size in about 3 days.  Use over and over again.  For for bachelorette prizes, gift bags, slip into a greeting card, etc. 

 

 


   Sex Detector

   Just like the fortune fish, the penis tells you if you're hot or a limp fish.  Hold it in the palm of your hand and see what your personality trait is by the way it moves, curls or stays still.  Fun party game.

   


   Pecker Lipstick - $2.75 ea.

   Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

 

   


1HoppingPeckerGITD.jpg (18589 bytes)   Hopping Pecker

   Wind him up for some wacky fun.  Available in glow in the dark or flesh colored.  Pictured is glow in the dark

 

    

  Turn the Dick Around - $5.49

  Wind him up and away he spins and runs around!

 

 

 


  Wind Up Turtle Dick - $6.00

  Everyone loves the wind up turtle dick.  What guy can't relate?

 

 


  Blow Me Bubbles - $3.60

  Perfect for any Bachelorette Party or even a Girls Night Out!  Blow Me Bubbles are a little party in penis shaped a bottle with a penis shaped wand. 1/2 oz bottle.  You can fill refill with dish soap to make more bubbles.

 


  Peni Bubbles - $3.40

  Bubbles in a fun-shaped clear hard plastic penis shaped bottle with neck lanyard.

 


  X-Rated Laser Pointer - $6.00 ea.

   Amuse your friends or piss people off.  Original includes four interchangeable caps that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'.  Includes batteries.

   

   


   X Rated Mini Camera Keychain - $3.25

   14 pictures of nasty and naked men!

 


   Sexy Razors

   A real razor with a blue stud or pink penis for the handle!

 

 

 

                               


Pecker Prize.jpg (22820 bytes)   Pecker Prize Pin - $4.50

   You're a wiener!

   Soft sculpted penis on a first prize ribbon with pin.  Approx 8".

 

 

  Penis Toothbrush - $3.75

   Now you have something to really smile about!

 

 

                              

  Penis Toothbrush Travel Cap - $5.29

   Snap on penis shaped protector with cap.  Toothbrush is soft, but if you don't want to use it, the cap will accommodate your own toothbrush.

 

 

KameleonLollies.jpg (52656 bytes)    Fun Dual Color Condom Pops - $1.55 each

    High quality lubricated condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you or order them in pink and red or holiday green and red combinations.

    

LollipopCondoms.jpg (34725 bytes)    Colorful Condom Pops - $1.50 each

    High quality non-lubricated condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.

 

  

    Emergency Condom Keychain - $2.50 each

   High quality latex condom encased in acrylic on a keychain for those "certain" emergencies one may have!  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.  Reusable plastic case.

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   Enormex Condom - $4.25

   Giant Joke Condom fit for a bull elephant.  This is for novelty use only.  Package design may vary.

 

  


   Peni Baby - $7.15 Sale! $6.50

   You've gotta get one, he's collectable and so cuddly!

 


  Mr. Dicky Dick Head - $6.35 Sale! $5.49

   Kind of like the potato guy.  About 6 inches tall, comes with all parts shown in picture.  Fun to play with at the office or at a bachelorette party for a centerpiece.

 

 


  Instant Cock - $.99 packet of two

  2 capsules containing 'cocks.'  A fun joke for almost anyone.  Just add to hot water and to the recipients surprise, two roosters will appear.  Colors vary.

   

                             


GrowingPecker.jpg (26320 bytes)   Growing Pecker - $2.50

  Just add water and watch it grow and grow!

 

                                                              

 

DickyFishingLure.jpg (22578 bytes)   Dicky Fishing Lure - $2.75

  Reel in the fish or lots of laughs with this real lure.

   

 

  Weenie Tees - $5.50 set

   3 tees per pack

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  Naughty Exploding Golf Balls - $11.70 box of three

   Choose from exploding balls with vagina or penis pieces.  3 balls per pack.

  

    


  

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   Penis Projectile - $3.40

   Give it a squeeze and Pow! the penis flies off with a pop!

 

 

 

 


  Pecker Light Up Keychain - $3.00

   Squeeze the trigger and the little pecker lights up with a red beam of light.

 

   

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  Pecker Squirt Gun Keychain - $3.85

  

 

   

 


  Dickey Super Soothers - $2.10 ea.

   Suck on one for erotic relief!

   

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     Save!  1 dozen for $23.94


  Peni-Light Keychain - $4.50

   A little light with a lot of shine!  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

   

                             


  Little Sammy Sad Sack - $7.50 - Sale! $5.99

   The world's first talking weiner keychain.  Listen as he tells you his sad tales.  Live voice activation!  About 2.5 inches long.  Only available in gold and silver.

 

 


  Willy Meter - $4.60 - Sale! $3.99

   Fun to use for 'measuring' a guy up at parties or just to keep handy at your desk or in the 'tool' box.

 

    


   Party Massagers - $9.75 ea.

   Three to choose from!  Go on and celebrate!  'Makes a great gift.  Takes AA Batteries, not included.  7 inches.

   


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