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Penis Chocolates, Dick Suckers, Chocolate Peckers and Male Shapes

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White chocolate body parts are tinted pink to look more flesh colored.  No wholesale on bulk, dozens or multi-packs.

Shipping chocolate in cooler packs

   Chocolate Clone-a-Willie Kit - $39.00 Sale! $33.19

   Makes an exact replica of your favorite penis in milk chocolate!  Includes everything you need to make the mold and some chocolate to fill it up with.  Manufacturer recommends keeping mold filled with water between use so that you can mold again.  Dry before use again.  We suggest making a lot of chocolates at one time and storing them in the fridge wrapped air tight.  We sell extra chocolate in milk, dark or white.

   Clone a Willie Kit with Milk Chocolate

   1 Pound Extra Chocolate $5.99


   Birthday Cake Chocolate Box - $11.50

  This 4" chocolate cake is filled with your choice of naughty chocolates.  What a surprise with the lid is opened to reveal what's inside!  Poly bag with ribbon.  Fillings will be a contrasting color.  Milk chocolate shown right, white chocolate on left.

 

                              


   Dicky Tools - $10.49

   Little peenies in a 'tool' box!  Peenies are a contrasting color.  Poly bag, tied with ribbon - 7.2 ounces

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   Chocolate Lip Box with Teenie Peenies - $9.99

   Peenies are a contrasting color.  Poly bag, tied with ribbon - 4.7 ounces

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   Teenie Peenies To Go - $8.99

   3.5 ounce Chinese take out pail full of little peenie snacks!  Comes with chopsticks.  Pail color may vary.

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   Eat Your Heart Out - $8.59

   A surprise penis molded inside!  Wrapped in poly, tied with ribbon - 4.7 ounces

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   Penis Cookie Sandwiches - $10.99 box of 6

   Delicious chocolate tops all natural chocolate cream filled sandwich cookies with a cute little pecker!  6 ounces, gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon.  Also available in 12 pc gift box, tied with ribbon.

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   Pecker Squares - $10.99 box of 6

   Delicious caramel candy, almond filled or plain solid and with pecker motif on top.  Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon.  1.5 oz. ea.  If you select Assorted Flavors, you will receive 1/3 milk, 1/3 dark and 1/3 white chocolate in whichever filling or solid you choose.

 

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Big Al.jpg (25109 bytes)   Big Al - $16.99 ea.

   This big boy is our best seller.  9+ ounces, 6 1/2" tall, three dimensional, gift boxed, tied with ribbon.

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Gold Penis, Golden Penis, Gilded Penis, Gold Cock   Golden Boy - $18.99 ea.

   Just like our Big Al above, but all that glitters is GOLD!  Solid milk chocolate brushed with elegant edible gold powder.  Give your friends the gift of the Midas touch. 6 1/2 Inches, 9 oz, gift boxed, tied with ribbon.

                           


Big Chocolate Penis   Big Louie - $9.99 ea.

   Big and thick.  7 ounces, 7 1/2 Inches, gift boxed with ribbon

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MedLouie.JPG (18384 bytes)   John Thomas - $7.50 ea.

   Hey, Mate!  He's great!  3.6 ounces, 7 Inches, gift boxed with ribbon

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   Richard - $5.50 ea.

   He's the perfect size and in perfect taste, 6 Inches, 3.5 oz, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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   Mr. Right - $3.75 ea.

   He really is just the right amount.  1.8 ounces, 3 1/2 Inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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Chocolate Penis Peckers   Little Willie - $3.00 set of two

   Packaged back to back in one bag.  1 ounce ea., 3 Inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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Teenie Peenies.JPG (11572 bytes)   Teenie Peenies

   2 x 2 clear gift box tied with ribbon, 3 ounces, 1 3/4" ea.  Also available in bulk approx. 52 pcs/lb, no gift box or ribbon.  Click here for bulk bitty butts. 

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   Assorted - White, Milk & Dark Chocolate


Chocolate Penis Easter Basket   Teenie Peenies in a Teeny Basket - $5.49

   Our cute little penis chocolates wrapped in colored foil in a teeny basket.  Approx. 1.5 oz. assorted foil colors, 8 pcs.  Basket is approx. 2.25 in. and varies in shape.  Basket is wrapped in a clear poly bag and tied with ribbon.

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  Penis in Frame - $5.00

   Featuring a Teenie Peenie as the artist's muse in a beautiful Baroque style frame.  3 ounces, boxed, tied with ribbon.  Choose a plain frame or with elegant gold dusting.  Gold dusting looks best on milk or dark chocolate

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Boxofwillies.JPG (22139 bytes)   6 Teenie Peenies in Chocolate Heart Box - $10.00

   Wrapped in poly, tied with ribbon - 4.7 ounces

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HeartTeeniePeenies.JPG (10814 bytes)   Teenie Peenies in Heart Ornament

   12 Peenies in clear heart ornament, tied with ribbon.  2 ounces

   Flavors: $7.00

   $7.50 Assorted - White, Milk & Dark Chocolate


5TeeniesHeart.jpg (22368 bytes)   5 Teenie Peenies in Heart Ornament - $4.00 - Out of Stock

   1 ounce, in clear acrylic ornament with bow, wrapped in poly, tied with ribbon

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RocketMan.JPG (12541 bytes)   Rocket Man - $7.50

   Long and hard!  4 ounces, 8 inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

 

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   Peppermint Peter - $7.75 ea.

   Crunchy and minty!  4 ounces, 8 inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

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   Winter Willy - $8.99 ea.

   4 Ounces, 8 inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon. Click for St. Prick in similar style.

   


TheMaster.JPG (10053 bytes)   The Master - $8.00

   A nice hunk of chocolate.  5 1/4" x 3 3/4", poly bag, tied with ribbon.  5.5 ounces

 

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Bent on Chocolate.PDD.jpg (11864 bytes)   Bent On Chocolate - $1.75 ea.

   When you just have to have chocolate.  1 1/2", poly bag, tied with ribbon - .7 ounce

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Dinky Dicks.PDD.jpg (8576 bytes)   6 Dinky Dicks - $5.00

   Stubby and sweet little dicks.  Clear Box, tied with ribbon - 3 ounces

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WrappedMidas.jpg (22969 bytes)    Midas - $5.50 ea.

   He turned himself to gold!  2.2 ounces, 5", Wrapped in gold foil, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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Penis Pop Chocolate Lollipop   Penis Pop - $ 5.00 ea.

   Our very first lollipop and our most popular still.  2.2 ounces, 5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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    Hill Billy Willy - $7.50 ea.

   Our best selling lollipop just fell off the turnip truck.  Adorable topped off in a miniature straw hat.  2.2 ounces, 5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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    Cowboy Billy Willy - $7.50 ea.

   Our best selling lollipop topped off in a miniature black cowboy hat.  2.2 ounces, 5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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Chlly Willy Chocolate penis with scarf and hat   Chilly Willy - $7.99 ea.

   Our best selling lollipop all dressed up in a knit cap and scarf to stay warm.  You know what happens to a willy in the cold!  2.2 ounces, 5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.  Scarf and ribbon will be green/red this year.  Click for Santa Willy.

   


Golf Nuts Penis with Golf Ball Testicles   Golf Nuts - $7.50

   3.6 ounces - Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon

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He'sAllThat.JPG (32460 bytes)   He's All That - $7.50

   A hard hunk a' chocolate of a man.  4 ounces, 7", gift boxed with ribbon

 

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   You're A Star - $3.00 ea.

   Perfect for your shining star, bachelorette party bride to be, etc.  1.5 ounces, poly bag, Tied with ribbon

 

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HandJob.jpg (21674 bytes)   Hand Job - $4.00 ea.

   Eat a handful.  1.4 ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

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DressedtoKill.jpg (19675 bytes)    Dressed to Kill - $3.00 ea.

    An elegant penis in a tuxedo jacket.  .8 ounce,  poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

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   David - $3.25 ea.

   The divine torso.  1 ounce,  poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

 

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BillyBoy.JPG (6582 bytes)   Mr. Right Lollipop- $3.99 ea.

   Nicely detailed.  1.6 ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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MrPeckerPop.JPG (8243 bytes)   Mr. Pecker Pop - $2.75 ea. or 1 Dozen - $31.00

   Great for bachelorette parties.  Poly bag, tied with ribbon, .9 ounce. (no wholesale on 1 dozen pops).

 

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> Blow Me Pop - $2.50 ea. or 1 Dozen - $28.00

   Sweet and tasty.  Poly bag, tied with ribbon, .7 ounce.   (no wholesale on 1 dozen pops).

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MrStubbs Lolly.jpg (14036 bytes)   Mr. Stubbs - $2.75 ea.

   Short and sweet!  .7 ounce, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

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NaughtyBearLolly.jpg (15514 bytes)   Naughty Bear - $3.00

   Bad Teddy is so good!  1.2 ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

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MrPeckerPacifier.jpg (15563 bytes)   Mr. Pecker Pacifier - $2.50 ea.

   Something sweet to pacify you.  .8 ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

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NaughtyCupid.JPG (9949 bytes) Naughty Cupid - $4.00

  For your naughty angel.  Poly bag, tied with ribbon - 2 ounces

 

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   Chocolate Spermie - $3.50 ea.

   Who would have ever thought sperm tasted so good?  3 ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.

 

 

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   Chocolate Cock - $5.00 ea.

   Packaged in an elegant gold gift box tied with ribbon labeled, "Chocolate Cock."  A great gag gift for the dirty minded!  They'll get a surprise when they see inside that it's a chocolate rooster!  1 ounce.

 

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   Weenie Ghost Lollipop - $3.75 ea.

   2 Ounces, Wrapped in Cellophane and Tied with Festive Ribbon

   More Naughty Halloweenie Chocolates

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Chocolate V Pills

   Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does for you is a different story!  Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.  3 ounces.  More Chocolate Gag Gifts  No Wholesale

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Naughty chocolate bunny with boner   Naughty Bunnies

 

 


Body parts are light pink for your white chocolate selection so that they look more like flesh and are more appetizing.  If you would like them to be pure white chocolate, please let us know when you check out.

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  Outside:  Forget men!

  Inside:  Let's suck chocolate

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  Outside:  Men!  Only Chocolate Clings to Your Thighs Faster!

  Inside:  At least with chocolate you can pick out the nuts!  Happy Birthday

  Click to buy these hilarious cards!

 

 


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