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wholesale on this page.
Halloween Card -
$2.95
Outside: I forgot the apples . . .
Inside:
I hope you don't mind bobbing for sausage. Happy Halloween!
Halloween Card -
$2.95
Outside: I bet if you can scare the pants off of me
. . .
Inside:
. . . I can scare you Stiff.
Halloween Card -
$2.95
Outside:
The Mummy's Curse
Inside:
Unless your lover's a Vampire. Happy Halloween!
Lover's Candy Bra and G-String - $12.65 Sale! $10.50 ea.
Free Candy Nipple Tassels with Purchase of Set
No trick, just a fantastic Halloween treat
for you and your lover. What a fun and personal Halloween costume! Very
cute candy bra and g-string with pink and red candies. Candies are
attached to stretchy string so this fits most from
small to large standard misses sizes. Bra and undie set have slight
shipping surcharge to midwest/eastcoast because extra weight of bra.
Sometimes, you just gotta be. Probably the most ugly and funny
thing we've ever seen.
Phoney Faces -
$3.49 ea.
Put on a happy face! Fun Groucho-style glasses to wear.
Package design may vary.
Penis Party Mask - $3.40
Be your own Lone Ranger with
this fun party mask!
Pecker Nose - $2.75
The perfect DICKsguise!
Light Up Dicky Devil Horns - $6.00
These illuminating devil horns have alternating flashes.
Goes perfect with the naughty little devil line. Batteries included.
Devil Party Veil
-
$6.50
Red two layered veil with marabou feather trim and mylar devil horns make a
great hair piece for a night out on the town!
Queen of Dicks Tiara -
$6.49
Adjustable plastic tiara with jewels.
King of Boobs Crown - $6.49
Adjustable.
Bitch Sparkle Tiara -
$10.98
Wear this with pride and attitude. You've
probably earned the title. Tiara has combs in back to help keep secured in hair.
Dicky Boppers -
$3.49
Sparkling peckers bobble above your head, secured by a headband. Lure earthlings and others with
these otherworldly head toppers. Assorted colors, let us choose for you.
Boobie Boppers - $3.50
The final touch for your bachelor entourage. Celebrate breasts with these
bobbling above your head. Headband fits most.
Dick thru the Head -
$5.90
Now you can explain that persisting headache.
Where's the Beef? Apron - $20.70 Sale! $17.99
Show your barbecue guests where the real meat's cookin'! Cloth apron with soft sculpted penis under blue gingham
half apron. The penis on this apron is kind of weird, see picture.
The apron strings are not very long, so you can add to them if a big guy is
going to wear it. It's still one of our best sellers and a hilarious gag
gift for any party or host/hostess gift.
Don't burn your weiner!
Apron is vinyl with sexy stud silhouette. Soft sculpted penis with curly
pubes.
Inflatable French Maid Apron - $16.95
Sale!$12.95
Vinyl maids costume in an apron with blow up
breasts! Very funny and detailed.
French Maid Apron - $10.49
Naughty maid's apron with realistic breasts.
What a great surprise for your dinner guests!
Bad Girl Apron - $10.49
Whip up some fun with your galley slaves!
Left nipple is actually pierced with silver ring.
Hot in the Kitchen Apron - $10.50
Bring a little comedy to your next
cookout with this sexy animal print, bikini apron. You'll be a hit in this sexy
get-up as you tend to the hot dogs, burgers on the BBQ or hovering over the hot
stove. Made of plastic and vinyl, tie the apron around your back and let your
guests see a side of you they've never seen before. One hot dog or two?
Under the bikini are black pubes and life-like looking breasts with nipples.
Hunk Apron - $23.00 Sale! $20.00
Now you can be mightier than your
meat in the kitchen or at the grill. Funny apron with buff stud in blue
shorts is made of printed fabric.
X-Rated Laser Pointer - $6.00
Amuse
your friends or piss people off. Includes four interchangeable
caps that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'.
Second edition says 'ASS HOLE', 'SHIT HEAD', 'I SWALLOW', and 'NICE
PUSSY', Includes batteries.
Glow in the Dark Pecker Beads - $4.20
Great for Mardi Gras, bachelorette or adult parties! Choose from glow in
the dark or flesh colored.
Light Up Pecker Pendant -
$5.99
Brilliant strobe lights illuminate this crystal pecker pendant. Batteries
included.
Glow in the Dark Pecker
Earrings - $3.30
Cute plastic glow in the dark earring that will make people give a
double take!
Glow in the Dark Crotchless Panties -
$11.99
One size fits small to large.
Glow in the dark
Adult Toys.
Glow in the Dark Body Finger Paints - $11.92 Sale! $10.49
4 half ounce jars, assorted glowing colors,
apply with fingers. Non-edible. Box design may vary.
Glow in the Dark Body Paints - $9.08 Sale! $8.90
4 quarter ounce
jars, assorted glowing colors with paintbrush. Non-edible. No
black light required. Box design may vary.
Black Lite Body Paint Encounter -
$17.25 Sale! $15.99
Four exotic colors,
a black light bulb and samples
of two Liquid Love & one Chocolate Fantasy. Non-edible
Black Light
Cock Ring Kit -
$11.50 Sale $9.99
Any way you do it, you're going to have
fun in the dark! Have your lover play cock-ring toss in the dark.
Kit includes three cock and ball rings in assorted sizes and 1 black light.
Also included two free black Lite Body Paint tubes for your lover to paint on
you and enjoy more fun with the lights out!
Dual Color Condoms - $1.00 3 pack
Two toned latex
condoms for holiday cheer! Available in orange and black (perfect for
Halloween), pink and red for Valentine's or any time, or red and green
(great for Christmas). Lubricated. finest quality made by Trustex.
Night Light Glow in the Dark Condoms - $4.00
Package of three. The only glow
in the dark condom that offers safety and protection. Expose to light for
30 seconds and have a great time! Latex.
Glow in the Dark Bubble Bath & Shower Gel - $10.58 Sale! $9.99
Glow in the dark bubble
bath! 8 ounces, about three uses. Choose from unscented or from
four delectable scents.
Glow in the Dark Massage Lotion - $9.99
Glow in the dark
massage lotion in delicious scents. Expose the bottle to light source then
turn lights off. Your bottle is easy to locate in the dark for a sensuous
massage. Massage lotion stays illuminated in your hand and on the skin
until it is rubbed in. Really fun!
Glow in the Dark Party Vibes -
$17.25 Sale $14.99 ea.
Glow with Pleasure! Choose from blue,
red-orange or green. 8 inches, variable speed. Takes Batteries, not included.
Glow in the Dark Vibe -
$14.37 Sale $12.50
7 1/2 inches - Takes AA Batteries, not included.
Glow in the Dark Party Gals - $36.57 - Sale!
$31.99 ea.
Totally unique and fun! Full sized, no holes.
Glow in the Dark Streamer String - $3.95
Just
spray and strands of glow in the dark streamers come out to decorate anything
you want. Just expose the string to light and it glows.
Tricky
Kitty - $5.00
We love tricky kitty and so
will you. He's ready to dispense .20 grams of yummy cola and butterscotch
flavored candy craps just for you or someone you want to trick or treat.
Chocolates
Naughty Ghost Lollipop
- $3.25 ea.
2 Ounces, Wrapped in Cellophane
and Tied with Festive Ribbon
Weenie Ghost Lollipop - $3.75 ea.
2 Ounces, Wrapped in Cellophane
and Tied with Festive Ribbon
Naughty Girl Ghost Lollipop
- $4.00 ea.
2 Ounces, Wrapped in Cellophane
and Tied with Festive Ribbon
Nice booooooooooobs!
Hooters Lollipop
- $3.75 ea.
1.7
Ounces, Wrapped in Cellophane and Tied with Festive Ribbon
Nice Hooters!
Cockroach Clusters
- $3.26
These are really yummy tasting, but so disgustingly real! The detailed
wings on the outside is like a crunchy shell, then there is some yellow
marshmallow under to attach to the body (like guts) and then there is the
antennae and soft underbody made of sweet gummy candy.
No wholesale
Wax Lips and Fangs
- $1.09 ea.
Cherry flavored, fun wax lips
chewing gum. Don't they just take you back to when you were a kid?!
Choose
from fangs or red lips.
No wholesale
Adult Candy & Treat Mix - $27.99
Perfect for piñatas, stocking stuffers,
swingers' parties or just because you couldn't resist. A big gift bag tied
with ribbon. Contains a lot of, but not all: Edible flavored lube,
chocolate body sauce, flavored condoms, assorted female and male
gummy and hard candy lollipops, AmuseMints with naughty messages and related fun
candy with plays on titles such as: Big Hunk, Blow Pops, Now and Later, bubble
gum & candy cigarettes,
Licorice Pipes, candy lipstick, coconut Long Boys, Red Hots, Hot Tamales, Slap Sticks, Bit-o-Honey, Atomic Fire Balls, Wax Lips, Sugar Daddy,
gummy
lips, Sweet Tarts, Slo Poke, gummy cock ring, etc. Choose for a mixed
adult party or just for guys, gals, gay guys or lesbians. Approx. 1 pound, 12 oz.
During the holiday, we'll add fun Haloween candy, wax fangs, etc.
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