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Old Fart's Naughty
Night Out T-Shirt and Pen - $16.50
A fun
shirt specifically for the Old Fart! Outrageous and slightly
risqué
dares make this an evening she'll never forget! Includes pen to
check off dares. One size fits most, XL.
Old Bag's Naughty
Night Out T-Shirt and Pen - $16.50
A fun
shirt specifically for the Old Bag! Outrageous and slightly risqué
dares make this an evening he'll never forget! Includes pen to
check off dares. One size fits most, XL.
Over the Hill Birthday Challenge Tee
& Hat - $16.50
Includes party hat and pen to check off the
17 dares listed. A really fun and embarrassing party shirt for work, big
group gathering, going
to a bar or restaurant, etc. One size fits most, XL.
Over the Hill Flashing Tiara -
$8.00 Sale!
$7.00
Silver plastic tiara
with black marabou and silver tinsel. One size fits most.
Over the Hill Survival Hat -
$23.00 Sale!
$17.95
Black bucket hat
with funny things in print, badges and products (senior seltzer, etc.). One size fits most.
Old Fart Baseball Cap -
$8.00 Sale!
$6.00
Black baseball
cap with mesh back and adjustable strap in back. Lettering is now white,
not red as shown. One size fits most.
Prescription Bottle Hat -
$15.50 Sale!
$13.98
Just what the doctor
ordered, Eezee Poop Prune Pills! This high quality hat really looks
silly on the Old Fart! The pill on top of
the hat sways back and forth with any
movement and says EeZee Poop. What a fun,
new way to say “I’m old!” One size fits all
old people! Glasses on model available
further down page.
Over the Hill Tombstone Mardi Gras Necklace -
$4.00 Sale!
$2.99
Black bead
necklace with resin tombstone that says 'OVER THE HILL Too Pooped to Party!'
Ms.
Over the Hill Sash - $10.00
Very cute and funny satin
sash you pin at the bottom just like in a beauty pageant. Black cursive
lettering that says 'Ms. Over the Hill' with metallic sequins on edges.
Over the Hill
Birthday Blues Kit - $7.00
Your old geezer can really
feel the blues by playing it on his own harmonica while wearing dark glasses.
Tune booklet included.
O ver the Hill
Glasses
- $5.00
These make your eyes look
funny and huge! 2 package designs to choose from. We may have to
substitute one for the other if out of stock.
Over the Hill Pill Bottle Prescription Glasses -
$14.98
These really fun glasses are just
the prescription for a great Over the Hill
gift! The eyes are always the first thing to
go! Prescribed by Dr. Kent Seeanymore.
Beer Goggles -
$8.98
Everyone looks better with beer goggles -
whether you're wearing them or who you see through them! Acrylic frames
with slightly tinted lenses.
Over the Hill Buttons - $4.75
Five black balloons with
assorted sentiments for the old geezer or geezette.
Over the Hill Spin for a Dare -
$4.50
Gather up the old geezer and
his or her prehistoric friends for some fun with this portable game. Can
be pinned on a
shirt or hat too.
Old Fart's Retirement Planner
Spinner Button - $4.98
Makes it easy for the Old
Fart to plan his last days on earth without using the few brain cells he has
left.
 Old
Fart's Friend Nametags - $2.25
20
fun badges for the old fart's party. Great for those getting
senile and not being able to remember their old friend's names after all
these years.
Hanging
Shot Glass Necklaces
Hilarious
over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!
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