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Grow Your Own Boobies - $3.00
Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up
to 600% it's diminutive start up size. Don't let little boobies get you
down! Now you can have the boobies you've always dreamed of!
No surgery necessary! Add to a greeting card, gift bag or have
your own fascinating fun.
Instant Pussy - $.99 packet of two
2 capsules containing 'pussies.' A fun joke for almost anyone. Just
add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge kitties will appear.
Booby Whistle - $4.25
Take it to the game, bachelor
party, poker night or just an obnoxious night out with the guys. Signal
that the action is ready to begin. Hard plastic with hang cord.
X-Rated Tees, Funny
Golf Gag Gifts & Chocolates
Hopping Boobies - $3.49
Wind it up and watch her dance.
Have a race with a bunch. Package design may vary.
X-Rated Laser Pointer - $7.15
Amuse your friends or piss people off. Includes four interchangeable caps
that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'. , Includes
Boob Clip Card Holder - $5.75
little something to your next seating occasion or use on your desk to
hold a reminder note, business card or someone's picture. Assorted
colors, let us choose for you.
Booby Pencil Toppers - $.80 set of 3
Handwriting might be preferred to typing if you put one on your pencil!
Boobs Stick It™
Pad - $1.99
50 removeable sticky notes. Pink,
shaped just like boobs.
Novelty Condom Pops - $1.75 ea.
High quality lubricated
condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for
Kameleon Condom Pops - $1.85 ea.
High quality lubricated
condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.
Emergency Condom - $2.50 ea.
of emergency, break glass! Well, we don't recommend breaking the
glass tube to get this novelty condom out, but it's the idea that makes
it so funny. Assorted colors, let us choose
Enormex Condom - $4.25
Giant joke condom fit for a bull
elephant. This is for
novelty use only. Package design may vary
$26.99 Sale! $13.99
Beautiful torso of a
woman. Unscented, 10.5".
Flat rate shipping of 12.30 to the
East coast Midwest if purchased alone, slight shipping surcharge will be
added if included with other purchases because she is very heavy.
Boobie Phoney Face -
$6.00 Sale! $4.89
Put on a happy face.
Boobie Party Popper Confetti
- $5.40 ea.
Twist the bottom and our flies a huge
surprise of colorful little boobies! No explosives.
Leg Garter - $2.99
Have fun giving out to ladies or have them do favors to earn one (like
Mardi Gras beads).
Contrasting color bow appliqué. Choose from several colors.
If we're out of stock in what you select, we'll substitute it with next
closest color. One size.
Guys, don't forget to buy the ladies at the bars or clubs fun things
as prizes if you got them to or want them to do crazy things for you.
Click here for little
gifts that will be appreciated!
Boobie Cake Pans, Cookie Cutters & Candles
Mugs, Shot Glasses, Straws & Ice Cubes & Tableware
Gummy Boobs, Tit Tax, Peppermint Nipples, Pasta Boobs, Booby Cookies,
Gummy Pussies & Butts
Games, Pin the Boobs on the Babe, X-Rated Playing Cards
Inflatable Love Babes
Wrapping Paper & Cards
Don't forget the Erotic Chocolates & Lollipops!
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