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   Grow Your Own Boobies - $3.00

   Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up to 600% it's diminutive start up size.  Don't let little boobies get you down!  Now you can have the boobies you've always dreamed of!  No surgery necessary!  Add to a greeting card, gift bag or have your own fascinating fun.

  Instant Pussy - $.99 packet of two

  2 capsules containing 'pussies.'  A fun joke for almost anyone.  Just add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge kitties will appear.  Colors vary.

  Booby Whistle - $4.25

  Take it to the game, bachelor party, poker night or just an obnoxious night out with the guys.  Signal that the action is ready to begin.  Hard plastic with hang cord.

  X-Rated Tees, Funny Golf Balls, Golf Gag Gifts & Chocolates

   Hopping Boobies - $3.49

   Wind it up and watch her dance.  Have a race with a bunch.  Package design may vary.

  X-Rated Laser Pointer - $7.15

   Amuse your friends or piss people off.  Includes four interchangeable caps that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'. , Includes batteries.

   Boob Clip Card Holder - $5.75

   Add a little something to your next seating occasion or use on your desk to hold a reminder note, business card or someone's picture.  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

  Booby Pencil Toppers - $.80 set of 3

   Handwriting might be preferred to typing if you put one on your pencil!

  Boobs Stick It™ Pad - $1.99

   50 removeable sticky notes.  Pink, shaped just like boobs.

    Novelty Condom Pops - $1.75 ea.

    High quality lubricated condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.

    Kameleon Condom Pops - $1.85 ea.

    High quality lubricated condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.

    Emergency Condom - $2.50 ea.

    In case of emergency, break glass!  Well, we don't recommend breaking the glass tube to get this novelty condom out, but it's the idea that makes it so funny.  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

   Enormex Condom - $4.25

   Giant joke condom fit for a bull elephant. This is for novelty use only.  Package design may vary

   Goddess Candle - $26.99 Sale! $13.99

   Beautiful torso of a woman.  Unscented, 10.5".  Flat rate shipping of 12.30 to the East coast Midwest if purchased alone, slight shipping surcharge will be added if included with other purchases because she is very heavy.

  Boobie Phoney Face - $6.00 Sale! $4.89

  Put on a happy face.

 Boobie Party Popper Confetti - $5.40 ea.

   Twist the bottom and our flies a huge surprise of colorful little boobies!  No explosives.

   Have fun giving out to ladies or have them do favors to earn one (like Mardi Gras beads).  Contrasting color bow appliqué.  Choose from several colors.  If we're out of stock in what you select, we'll substitute it with next closest color.  One size.

Boobie Cake Pans, Cookie Cutters & Candles

Mugs, Shot Glasses, Straws & Ice Cubes & Tableware

Gummy Boobs, Tit Tax, Peppermint Nipples, Pasta Boobs, Booby Cookies, Gummy Pussies & Butts

Games, Pin the Boobs on the Babe, X-Rated Playing Cards

Inflatable Love Babes

Gift Bags, Wrapping Paper & Cards

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